As an Exec. Admin. Asst. with 4 bosses,I was always thinking. I was currently working on our company seminar and arrived at work early to get started. An hour and a half ater being at work one of the guys from the warehouse asked where i got the "life like" doll in my car-I ran out-to see my two year old daughter in her car seat still asleep. Lucky for me the babysitter was just 4 blocks away.

I was traveling for business around Valentine's day one year so hubby had home duty for 2-3 days. Poor guy, my youngest puked Hi-C Fruit Punch all over the kitchen floor one day. Then the boys decided to give each other "Spiderman" tatoos - with permanent red and blue markers ALL over their naked bodies. I got the most hilarious Valentine's Day card complete with some tatoo verse!

I teach high school English. One day while I was pumping in my room during lunch, a student begged entry. My door was locked, and through the window, he could see me at my desk, facing away and nearly topless, but he just continued to knock. I knew he wasn't leaving, so I had to detach myself from the pump, cover up my dripping breasts, and go unlock the door - without revealing too much skin.

I sent my daughter to camp on pajamas. . .I thought it was Pajama Day. Last year I sent her in a pirates outfit. . .guess what. . .it wasn't Pirates Day.

i HAVE GIVEN THE GIRLS CHILREN BENI TO GO TO SLEEP

It was a beautiful day and I was looking forward to taking Bobby out for ice cream. We go to the custard stand, hubby stays in car, waiting on his sundae, while I take little Bobby up to the line. He proceeds to drop "f-bombs" immediately, and people react, making him all the more anxious to "perform." I was embarrassed to death! What would you do if he was your's?

Anyone had this problem? I noticed my son scratching his head and got to looking a little closer, and there were some little bugs crawling around! Yikes! What to do?

when my son was about 2 1/2 we went to my parents house for a bar-b-que. my mom and i went to the store and left my son with papa and uncle. when i came back, his face was all bleeding and scratched.I asked my dad "what happend?" he said he fell down the steps(concrete). and then it hit. i started laughing and havent stopped since!

My two year old hated her daycare she cried and would try to chase me each time i dropped her off~so after two months of "trying" it out i pulled her from that daycare....today i drove to the daycare and wet to the back seat where her carseat is and she wasnt there..LOL ihad already dropped her off with the sitter.

With no private place to nurse her and being too new to breastfeeding to do it gracefully in public, I've had to breastfeed my newborn standing in a bathroom stall of more than one public bathroom.