| Stefanie Wilder-Taylor is the author of Sippy Cups Are Not for Chardonnay, Naptime Is the New Happy Hour, and It's Not Me, It's You: Subjective Recollections from a Terminally Optimistic, Chronically Sarcastic and Occasionally Inebriated Woman. She’s appeared numerous times on The Today Show, is a member of the Us Weekly Fashion Police and writes on her blog, Baby On Bored. |  |
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All the World Has a Drinking Problem
When I quit drinking I swore I wasn’t going to become one of those people who accuse everyone who ever has a sip of wine of being an alcoholic. more
The Terrible Twos, Squared.
So I’ve been in the twins game now for about thirty-two months –thirty-two looong ass, crazy making, longing for Xanax months. more
She’s a Barbie Girl In a Barbie World.
I’m a little concerned about my daughter’s extreme love for Barbie. I know what you’re thinking: this topic has been talked to death. That may be true but it hasn’t been talked to death by me and well, I have a column due, people. more
Gisele Can Suck It
So I recently became aware of the comments that supermodel Gisele Bundchen made to Harper’s Bazaar UK about breastfeeding: “Some people here think they don’t have to breastfeed, and I think, ‘Are you going to give chemical food to your child, when they are so little?’” And then she went on to say, "There should be a worldwide law, in my opinion, that mothers should breastfeed their babies for six months.” more
Moments in Stellar Parenting.
Two year-olds do this thing where they really seem to be listening, talking it all in, just getting you. And then they pull the old switcheroo. more
Tweet This!
Twitter can bite me. Yeah, I know, I know, get with the social media program or get left behind. It’s not like I don’t have a Twitter account. I do. more
Thin is In: Or Sadie Sees the Doctor.
“This is all about control,” I thought to myself as I placed Sadie on the scale for the fourth time in a week. I’ve had enough therapy to recognize a few of my issues. more
An Open Letter to Ralphs Grocery Store.
It’s not working. It’s just…not. I’ve tried, you know I’ve tried, but this time we’re really through. I know I’ve been saying this for months. I try to stay away and then you suck me back in with a sale on Carnation Instant Breakfast variety pack –which, by the way, you’re out of half the time forcing me to purchase all vanilla or worse, chocolate malt. more
Kindergarten Krazies.
It official: Parenting makes you crazy. I thought the diaper years were going to be the hard part. How could it get more challenging than dealing with babies who can’t communicate their needs with words and must resort to the far less civilized grunting, whining, crying and biting (oh Sadie!)? more
