When Cougars Hurt Their Cubs.

by Vicki Larson

 

 

A long time ago, when I was a young girl of about 12 or so, the reality that my parents were sexual beings was thrust upon me quite unexpectedly — while I was in the kitchen setting the dinner table.

 

My mother was cooking and my father came up behind her, put his arms around her and grabbed a boob. I immediately felt awkward, like I shouldn’t be seeing that. Granted, that’s not a healthy attitude about sexuality either, but what I felt was what a lot of kids feel. Kids don’t want to have to deal with their parents’ sex lives; in fact, most of us firmly believe that our parents pretty much gave that stuff up when the last sibling was born. And, they never really enjoyed it.

 

Parents having sex? Eww.

 

But when you get divorced and you’re not ready to give up that part of your life — and believe me, there are some who are, happily — then you have to figure out how to be a sexual being without dragging your kids into it.

 

It isn’t easy, but it also isn’t rocket science.

 

And that’s my biggest complaint (although I have others, many already expressed by Meredith O’Brien) with “Cougar Town,” the new Courteney Cox show in which she plays a recently divorced 40-something who, according to ABC, “explores the honest truths about dating and aging in a beauty and youth obsessed culture.”

 

Honest truths? Hmm, well, yes and no. The show makes me cringe for many reasons, and not just because of the whole “cougar” phenomenon. Do I know middle-aged women (single or not) who obsess over their sags and wrinkles? Yes. Do I know middle-aged women who are bitter about men and complain about dating, or just don’t know how to do it with confidence in today’s hookup world? Sure. Do I know middle-aged women who date younger men, whether they embrace the cougar label or not? Absolutely. I’m one of them. I don’t embrace the title, but I’m seeing a (slightly) younger man. Not because I made it a goal; it just happened, and I’m OK with it and so is he.

 

No, my real problem with Cox’s Jules Cobb is that she keeps rubbing her sexuality in her clearly distressed 17-year-old son’s face. As a sexually active divorced mother who keeps her hanky-panky as private as I can, I want to grab Cobb, look her in the face and scream, “No Botox for you if you keep this up!”

 

There’s lots of debate on single-parent blogs on when to introduce the kids to your love interest, let alone have him join you and the kiddies at the breakfast table for a bowl of Cheerios the next morning. But most agree with the experts — you don’t bring a date home unless you both believe the relationship’s going to be around a while. Kids dealing with the reality of divorce aren’t too keen on getting close to their parents' new partners only to have them disappear and be replaced, over and over again.

 

cheesy poof
10.12.09

Interesting take, although I don't tend to look to sitcoms for real-life role models. They are trying to get a laugh with whatever stereotype they portray, while providing an escapist outlet for people who like to be entertained with minimal effort. I have to admit, there are many cringe worthy moments in the show but equally enough funny moments to make it worth a view. (Photo slideshow of her night out clubbing) Just not sure how long the desperate mom-loser dad-grounded teen scenario will be able hold its appeal. I totally agree with you that having a partner spend the night should not be taken lightly when you have kids in the house!!

amandaalexander
10.07.09

Ok, I have not seen this show yet, but I want to now! I have to agree, kids need a stable environment.
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