I am on national radio, telling details for adult ears and six, loud, boys, one, my 10 year old son, ran into the house all wanting FOOD! That would be ME! I kept shooing them away. So I am making huge "be quite please" gestures. They LOVED seeing me freak out. I forgot to put a sign on the door that says "ON RADIO". I will let you know if that works!

I go home at lunch to feed my seven month old. As soon as I picked him up he spit up all over my black shirt so I threw a fresh shirt in the dryer to de-wrinkle it. Well, feeding the boy took so long I didn't have time to eat anything myself and I forgot the shirt in the dryer.

hello, recently I am w/o a sitter,now i have to go through and find another, which is my first,How do you get over that feeling of guilt you feel, dropping your child off at a complete stranger's house.?My in-laws have always watched my son,until now, and it's killing me knowing he has to stay with a stranger.Can anyone give me pointers, to make this easier.
lilpauliesgirl

I woke early, pumped, got my 4 mo. old son ready for the day & packed the car to drop him, and his gear, to his grandmother's as usual. I drove the 25 minutes to drop him off and realized that I had left the breast milk in the cooler on the dining table! I had to drive home, get the cooler and drive back to grandma's and then home for work...missing 1.5 hours of much needed work time.

I was late and had to get gas at the station and drop my daughter off for her dance classes. We filled gasand left to head out. People behind me honked and my daughter looked out
" Mommy, I think you forgot to put the gas pump back in." I had pulled out the station with the gas nozzle still in the gas tank. It was most embarrassing to pull back into the station to hand the nozzle to the attendent

I got off work the other day, picked up the tots at daycare, got home, made them dinner, and as we settled down to read together in bed, I pulled out my ponytail holder. Then discovered a tiny sparkly butterfly clip in my hair - likely been there all day thanks to a certain almost-three year old! Nice look for a 38 year old!

oh...took off my eyes for five seconds, and the next thing, my secretary is tring to take off my daughter's fingers a motion I've just prepared. She scrathed it with a pen, where did she get it? it beats me.

Just coming back from maternity leave of my second son, I thought that I had it all together. Breakfast for the kiddies, ready for school made a lunch, kissed husband goodbye, drove off to work, arrived on time, didn't cry for the entire morning. Things were looking up. I was talking to someone about work related stuff when some food dropped out from inside of my shirt.I was storing some goldfish.

It's 6 am, I have a big presentation today, and have been awake since 4 am due to a crying kid - husband always sleeps through. Directly after work we have a potluck at the kids' new preschool, and I have nothing to take with us as our cookie baking attempt last night went miserably.

We had a BBQ event for our clients and their families, which included all employee families as well. My daughter is a ham and loves the spotlight. At one point, the band had the kids get up, introduce and say something about themselves. My 5 year old daughter gets up and says, "My breasts are bigger than my Mommy's because she nursed me and a pump". As least it was memorable.