Quick Pick: Would You Rather Spend Your Life Homeless with Your Soulmate, or Rich Married to a Cheating Scoundrel?

by Leslie Morgan Steiner


My kids play an enthralling game called Quick Pick. It goes like this: take two awful, completely exclusionary choices, and in three seconds pick one. The spark lies in instantaneous evaluation of two nasty and permanent life lines.


Such as:


Would you rather work smelling people’s armpits for a deodorant company, or cleaning port-o-potties?


Would you rather kill your best friend or marry your worst enemy?


And the age-old: Would you rather be brilliant and ugly, or utterly stupid but beautiful?


A recent New York Times sidebar by Pamela Paul reminded me of this unpleasantly stimulating game. Research from Cornell University, captured in a new book “The Effect of Relative Income Disparity on Infidelity for Men and Women,” indicates that men who are economically dependent on their female partners are more likely to cheat. The study, presented in August at the 105th Annual Meeting of the American Sociological Association, looked at 18-28 year old heterosexuals married or co-habitating for at least one year. Men who were completely dependent upon a female partner’s income were five times more likely to cheat. Men who far out earned their wives were ALSO far more likely to cheat (think Tiger Woods). The so-called “Safety Zone” where men are least likely to cheat comes when women earn about 75% of what their men do.


Now I don’t know about you, but I’ve spent far more time and effort in my life educating myself, earning money, unraveling my self-destructive tendencies, and trying to improve my economic state than I have dissecting why men cheat. My first boyfriend, an absolutely lovely, brilliant, passionate guy who loved me dearly and found me sexually irresistible, was a serial cheater. Harsh news for a 15-year-old girl, but I took the lesson about male infidelity as precious as gold: some men cheat, others do not.


I prefer the latter.


Over the decades, I’ve observed (from afar) many relationships that involved male infidelity. Bedrock knowledge: cheating has nothing to do with women, how much weight we gain after having kids, or whether we wear socks to bed. You can’t manipulate someone into staying faithful, no matter how much lingerie you wear, perfume you purchase, or text messages you monitor. Cheating has to do with the cheater, not the cheatee.



Show me the money, and I'll show that dirtbag the door. No way, no how. And am raising my daughters and son to think the same. They'll have great lives, if all goes well, and surround themselves with friends and lovers who appreciate and value their company and not just their wallets.



Thank you so much for this, it made me laugh! I make nearly three times as much money as my soon-to-be-ex-husband and I discovered last January that he was cheating on me. He claimed it was because of me, as your "bedrock knowledge" suggests. He never liked that I made more than him and tried to control anything else that he could. All I wanted was someone to love me faithfully, how much money he makes doesn't matter.