Cancelling “Composite Man.”

Cancelling “Composite Man”

by Leslie Morgan Steiner

 

I was recently the keynote speaker for a group of “young presidents,” a group of 80 men (and one woman) who’d become presidents of significantly-sized companies by the time they were 40. An impressive, articulate, boisterous group.

 

My subject? Work/life balance. These presidents don’t know much about work/life balance, naturally. That’s why they paid me to talk. Metaphorically speaking, I painted a huge bull’s eye during my speech on wives and female employees, and how true work/life balance comes only when the women in your company and your home have balance too. For an hour I lectured them about how:

  • Women today are the world’s most talented human resource
  • Women control $1.7 trillion in annual purchasing; influencing 85% of purchase decisions
  • When highly educated, accomplished women marry equally ambitious men it creates a “squeeze” situation that can be harder on moms than dads
  • Cultural pressures strike women to be primary childcare providers and to set impossibly high standards because women think we must be smart enough to “have it all”
  • Flexibility is free to most employers and priceless to working moms!
  • Establish programs to let us leave/welcome us back!
  • You must employ us to understand us!
  • Don’t assume or stereotype: Ask us what we want!

Okay, you get the picture – maybe I was getting a tad strident. But to my delight and a little to my surprise, the men were extremely receptive. I guess this open-mindedness is part of why they’ve all become uber-successful businessmen at such young ages. I was also surprised by their willingness to learn from the bumbling mistakes they’ve made with women in the office and at home.

 

But nothing surprised me as much as a lesson one man in the audience taught me.

 

After I banged them over the head for an hour about being more sensitive to women in the boardroom, the laundry room and the bedroom, we were kicking back and trading stories about our home lives. The “boys” (and this is part of their appeal – they do seem like boys) were ribbing each other about their wives’ complaints.

 

“My favorite is Composite Man,” the head of a deck chair company explained. “My wife never complains directly about me. She just picks her favorite parts of her old boyfriends and her friends’ husbands, and asks me why I’m not more like them. And of course she leaves out all their faults. ”

 

I’d never heard the term “Composite Man.” But I blushed because I realized that I -- the supposed expert in the ring --do the same thing to my husband every day. And I’ve done it for YEARS. Sometimes I complain openly to him – other times just silently in my head. Why can’t he be a better listener like his best friend? Taller like my high school boyfriend? More organized like my best friend’s husband? On time like our son’s teacher?

 

katluvsshoes
09.25.09

Who was the one woman I'm curious. it sounds like a great place to meet the next leaders of industry.
Luv,

~Kat
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MyHormonesMadeMeDoIt
09.24.09

Thank you, on behalf of husband, for this insight! http://www.myhormonesmademe.com

fcampagne
09.22.09

Leslie - great post. Caught me by surprise, as I was expecting something different, but then I found myself really laughing at Composite Man as I am equally to blame for doing this too! There was a time when I wanted to be part of the YPO, but alas, with 5 years to go, I don't see it happening, the kids have definitely slowed me down! :) But that's ok; who says you have to do it all by 40 anyway?