I'll Drink to That.
Boy was I wrong!
Instead, I found out that kids don't keep an eye on any kind of clock, and on a bad day, can mercilessly serve up a steaming side dish of sass for breakfast, lunch and dinner, which doesn't bring out the best in any overworked, under-appreciated mother.
Take a tip from your own inner disciplinarian's diatribes once your crabby cuties are nestled quietly in their cribs and give yourself a well-deserved time out, enhanced by a glass of Italian Pinot Grigio, aptly named Mommy's Time Out Wine.
Though you might not want to leave the tell-tale bottle out in plain sight, the fresh and fruity flavors make for a conspirational conversation starter with like-minded moms who crave a little time in the corner, too.