Spank This!

CEO — Tue, 15 Feb 2011 14:28:12 -0800

The other day I was at Target (shocker!) browsing through an excellent selection of eight dollar tank tops. They were the extra long style which I happen to need since I am in possession of a serious muffin top, yet I insist on wearing low rise pants.

Christmukkah.

CEO — Tue, 28 Dec 2010 11:51:26 -0800

The other day a couple of my “mom” friends came over to my house with their kids for a mass play date and they were a little shocked at my Christmas display.

Who's Afraid of the Big Bad C-Section?

CEO — Mon, 06 Sep 2010 12:43:38 -0700

My sister-in-law just had a baby and she had four hours of labor, pushed for one hour (with seven minutes between contractions so she could rest) while talking to her doctor and holding her husband’s hand, and her beautiful baby boy slid out like a tiny miracle.

All the World Has a Drinking Problem

CEO — Mon, 30 Aug 2010 11:00:28 -0700

When I quit drinking I swore I wasn’t going to become one of those people who accuse everyone who ever has a sip of wine of being an alcoholic.

The Terrible Twos, Squared.

CEO — Mon, 23 Aug 2010 19:58:14 -0700

So I’ve been in the twins game now for about thirty-two months –thirty-two looong ass, crazy making, longing for Xanax months.

She’s a Barbie Girl In a Barbie World.

CEO — Mon, 16 Aug 2010 12:29:35 -0700

I’m a little concerned about my daughter’s extreme love for Barbie. I know what you’re thinking: this topic has been talked to death. That may be true but it hasn’t been talked to death by me and well, I have a column due, people.

Gisele Can Suck It

CEO — Mon, 09 Aug 2010 12:17:56 -0700

So I recently became aware of the comments that supermodel Gisele Bundchen made to Harper’s Bazaar UK about breastfeeding: “Some people here think they don’t have to breastfeed, and I think, ‘Are you going to give chemical food to your child, when they are so little?’” And then she went on to say, "There should be a worldwide law, in my opinion, that mothers should breastfeed their babies for six months.”

Moments in Stellar Parenting.

CEO — Sun, 01 Aug 2010 21:02:07 -0700

Two year-olds do this thing where they really seem to be listening, talking it all in, just getting you. And then they pull the old switcheroo.

Tweet This!

CEO — Mon, 21 Jun 2010 19:12:56 -0700

Twitter can bite me. Yeah, I know, I know, get with the social media program or get left behind. It’s not like I don’t have a Twitter account. I do.

Thin is In: Or Sadie Sees the Doctor.

CEO — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 04:54:07 -0800

“This is all about control,” I thought to myself as I placed Sadie on the scale for the fourth time in a week. I’ve had enough therapy to recognize a few of my issues.