High School Reunion Revelations

CEO — Mon, 20 May 2013 10:29:32 -0700

Do I look the same?

Does the cafeteria still exude that overcooked broccoli stink?

Will my first boyfriend be there with his wife?

How strange will it feel to walk those fluorescent hallways again, older, wiser, far stronger now?

No-Mush Mother's Day

CEO — Mon, 13 May 2013 11:03:33 -0700

On Mother’s Day, one of my closest friends from summer camp left me a voicemail message. This woman has witnessed my ugliest, most vulnerable, childish stages over a 30 year stretch and therefore can share her own hellish moments with me with impunity.

We are roughly the same age, but her two kids are a full decade younger. In short, she’s a new mom, figuring parenthood out as it unfolds.

Here's the message:

“Hi Leslie.

For your own sake maybe you shouldn’t listen to this message.

God Save the TV!

CEO — Tue, 07 May 2013 12:47:49 -0700

Every parenting self-help primer seems to stress how important the ages 0 to 5 are for children’s development.

Now that I’m parenting teenagers, I wonder. There is no denying that the years 12 to 17 are even more formative. Of course, in different ways. But my kids are going to remember this time period far better than 0 to 5 (of which they have only a few fuzzy memories).

To my surprise, I’m finding that “screen time” -- that evil scourge that warps kids’ brains - is actually my ally here.

Obscene Sorority Girl

CEO — Mon, 29 Apr 2013 12:10:25 -0700

On April 18, a profanity-filled email from Delta Gamma sorority sister Rebecca Martinson hit the Internet via Gawker and Deadspin. The blistering rant from Martinson, a junior at the University of Maryland, quickly went viral.

Daycare Hell

CEO — Tue, 23 Apr 2013 12:14:28 -0700

Just thinking about all the childcare arrangements I’ve made for my three kids over the years makes me break out in an icy sweat even today. The list reads like a daycare c.v. of modern American motherhood, no less important to my career than a resume.

The Dad Takeover

CEO — Fri, 12 Apr 2013 12:58:04 -0700

Ok, moms. We’ve had our go at parenthood. We’ve moved the finish line forward on reading before private school pre-k applications are due and potty training before age two.

Plus we’ve stressed the importance of bringing only handmade patisserie quality cupcakes to school bake sales.

Now it’s time to let dads take over.

Encounter with The Cute Mom

CEO — Fri, 05 Apr 2013 11:15:59 -0700

On the way home from spring break, I sat in the back of a certified “completely full flight” surrounded by my husband and three kids, ages 11 to 16 (my husband is 47, just to be clear). Behind me sat a cute mom and two super cute, albeit plump, blonde kids with adorable freckles. A boy and a girl.

Watch Me, Mom!

CEO — Fri, 29 Mar 2013 13:50:59 -0700

When my three kids were younger, I felt like a watching-machine. It was as if I had three GPS chips that constantly transmitted the coordinates of each kid. I knew, 24/7, the precise location of each child. In crib. In babysitter's car seat. In daycare center. At field trip to the zoo - probably in Monkey House.

Watching my kids was a critical component of motherhood. In order to keep each kid safe -- out of an open pool, sewer, toilet, or kidnapper's hands -- I needed to know where each one was.

Modern Wives, Retro Problems

CEO — Mon, 25 Mar 2013 12:04:38 -0700

We moms have recently had a darn good run as far as scintillating, empowering, enraging mommy commentary in the media goes, even without the Sheryl Sandberg explosion.

Take this blog you are reading right now, which is going to review an article about a magazine - all about the frustrations of modern day motherhood! Extra bonus: thousands of comments from real live moms that accompany each article, blog and sidebar.

Is Sheryl Sandberg Really That Insecure?

CEO — Mon, 18 Mar 2013 10:46:16 -0700

I suspect I am just as weary of the buzz over Sheryl Sandberg as everyone else with a TV in their kitchen, Internet access at work, or a radio in their car.

During the past two weeks alone, Sandberg has been interviewed by 60 Minutes, The Diane Rehm Show, The Washington Post, National Public Radio and other media outlets too numerous to cite, reaching well over 50 million people. She has been the subject of at least 43 million blogs, articles, Instagram posts and Twitter comments.