The Penis Problem.

I know it’s all normal and I know he’ll get it under control eventually, so, why, you might ask, is his penis a Problem with a capital P? Well, why else? It’s the girls. For whatever reason, very few of my daughter’s friends have brothers, and when these friends come over to our house, my little pantless wonder is often their first exposure to the male anatomy. Sure, they’ve probably seen their dads, but it’s not the same as when it’s on a kid, who’s having fun twirling it. They stare at it. They laugh at it. Then they stare at it some more, and all I can think about is them going home and telling their mothers about the great playdate they had at our house with Harper and Davis and Davis’s penis. So I whisper to him. "Davis, you need to put your pants on when we have guests." "But, we’re at home," he argues. "You said I only have to wear pants when we go out." Which is true. I did say that. But what good am I as a mother if I don’t make up confusing, contradictory rules that change with each new circumstance?

So now we wear pants to school, and we wear pants when we have guests. But when we’re home with no guests, we don’t wear pants. I’m sure new circumstances will arise, and as they do, I’ll continue to make Penis rules asI see fit. But I’m really looking forward to a time when his penis becomes his problem, and not mine.




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I have 3 hrs old and I have noticed that when I go to take shower,he goes inside the blanket and takes his penis out from the trousers and lies down. He has been doing this from some time now and don't know how to deal with this. Please suggest me something.




Oh boy, I can so relate to this. My daughter was a perpetual nudist (we called it tummy & Toes) as a preschooler and once proudly proclaimed to a stranger in the Target baby department that she didn't have two belly buttons, one of them was a vaginia. My second child never wanted to be naked (not even his toes) but was more than eager to teach his baby brother body parts--starting with the penis. Before he knew where is nose was, my youngest son knew his penis thanks to his brother's help and catchy song. Now, my youngest is 4yo and has a very hard rock song "written" by himself that talks all about his penis, his booty, and everything else he can move on his body. He performs for any guests in our home to his toy electric guitar, or even his accordian if he can't find the former. Body part fascination knows no limits, but I'd rather they have a healthy body image than ever be ashamed of what they look like anywhere. I'll live with the emall embarassments now, with the hope that in the future they will have the confidence to walk proudly into any situation and fell sure of themselves (clothed, of course)


i'm a mother of a 5 year old and he still likes too sleep with his mom.he loves his pants to be off diring the night and loves too play with his penis and my boyfriends too.he makes noises in the bed that sound like he is trying to get his penis.


every mom has their nudist. My 4 year old little girl likes to run around the house completely in the nude. and also my 6 year old boy has discovered that his penis is getting bigger and constantly asks his stepfather why that in the morning time his penis is bigger than usual...aka morning wood and my husband told him that it has to deal with going to the bathroom because it embarrased my husband to talk to him at that age.


Oooooh, what I have to look foreward too....=o) My son is about to turn 2, he is not yet potty trained. We just had friends staying with us from out of town, and Oh how he loves to run around naked! It's soo cute though, and our guests are good friends and thought he was darling....
I'm sure as he gets older he will go though the fascination faze too...


first of all, lighten up Elle- maybe you should enjoy a 3 martini playdate. Secondly- OMG! I was cracking up! My son is 4 and finds his penis to be "funny", and giggles when I wash him it in the bath, but has not become completely in love with it, YET. He does, however, refuse to wear anything but underwear when we are at home. Boxer briefs, preferably. We call him Captain Underpants. This time is one to look back at and laugh, an awesome right of passage as a little boy- right up there with peeing in the shrubs!!!


I love this post. I have a two lovely boys, the oldest just turned two years. Already he has an absolute fascination. Recently, he has been upgraded to training pants from diapers. This was with the hope that they would stay on and he would have more difficulty getting them off. NOPE! My little genius has figured out that the training pants can been torn away so he can continue his naked rampage (we are also enjoying the Terrifyingly Teriffic Terrible Twos), I guess that is what I get for marrying a man named Houdini (SERIOUSLY!)

I am just waiting for my youngest to discover that like his brother he has one and play with his own instead of constantly trying to grab his brother's while my husband and I fight to get the training pants back on.


I was laughing so hard after I followed this link from sk*rt... last summer, when we were on vacation visiting my father-in-law, he, my wife, and our 7yo son were watching a video on the upcoming Beijing Olympics. It featured some very graceful and pretty Chinese dancers (you've probably seen some of the amazing things they do on YouTube). I was in the kitchen drinking some water, when I overheard my son say, with some concern in his voice, "Mommy, my penis is getting hard..." - my wife exclaimed loudly in embarrassment, whereupon I rushed into the living room and quickly assured him, "Don't worry, there's nothing wrong with you, it'll go back to normal soon!" My father in law just chuckled.