The Penis Problem Update & Other News.

It’s spring break in our house this week, and in honor of the fact that I’m feeling lazy and out of my regular routine, I’ve decided to take a cue from television sitcom writers, and do a blog version of a flashback episode. You know what I’m talking about; those shows where all of the characters sit around and reminisce about the good old days, a/k/a a bunch of two-minute clips pulled from past seasons. My version, however, isn’t nearly as lame. I’m actually writing a full post, it’s just that it is about prior posts that I’ve written, and how some of the issues/problems I wrote about were or were not resolved. Now that I think about it, this is actually not akin to a sitcom flashback at all, but rather, more like a reality tv “reunion” show, where the characters all get together and talk about what they’ve been doing since they got voted off. Well, okay, maybe it’s not quite like that, either. Actually, I may be creating an entire new genre here. Cool.


Anyway, in case you were wondering, here’s the update, presented to you in a neat, commercial-free, bullet-point format.


• Believe it or not, Seashell the goldfish (Seashell III, for those of you who were counting) is still alive. Let me tell you, that is one resilient goldfish. I had no idea that fish could go entire weeks without eating. (See Life, Death and Seashell the Goldfish, July 2006)


• Bitch from my daughter’s preschool class last year is still not speaking to me or acknowledging my presence. But thanks to the excellent advice I received from many of you, it doesn’t upset me anymore. I think it’s funny, actually. I especially like to go up to her with a huge smile on my face, and say “Hi, Bitch” in a really loud, really cheery tone of voice, and then watch how uncomfortable she becomes as she tries to ignore me. It’s awesome. (See The Bitch and Big Daddy, Feb. 2008)


• I totally caved on the gun thing. My son is now the proud owner of a Power Rangers Operation Overdrive Drive Blaster, which can become both a gun and a knife with just the touch of a button. (See Guns but No Roses, Dec. 2007)


• We’re one month into the new food rules in our house, and although my daughter and I don’t fight about food anymore, her dinners often consist of breadsticks, or rice, or plain pasta, or fruit. I don’t say anything to her, but I am more stressed out than ever, and wondering if I am doing the right thing. (See Food Fight, March 2008).


Notes From the Underbelly, Season 3…it’s not looking good, people. The timing of the strike was unfortunate, the ratings were more unfortunate. There are still eight or nine episodes that haven’t aired, but I don’t know if they will. If you were a fan, I guess you could start a letter writing campaign. (See Notes From the Underbelly is Back, October 2007)



what about chloe???


I'd just like to offer support...stick with the food thing for your daughter. She WILL get sick of the "brown diet" eventually. One day, you'll catch her eating a raw vegetable or something equally shocking. On that day, you can smile quietly to yourself while inwardly shouting, "Yessssssssssssssss!"


Ha, thank you Risa! As far as your daughter's diet goes, just make sure she gets some protein every other day and she's fine. I'm on the same diet right now (thank you pregnancy sickness all the time) and my doc said it's all good! :) I'm sorry about Notes - I have all of Season 2 on my DVR and hubby & I watch it together. He likes to know I'm not the only crazy pregnant lady in the entire world. (Ha) Well, thanks again for the update :) Can't wait to read next week's blog.